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Jokes » Office & Work » Reasons why alcohol should be served at work.

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1414 people saw this junk, 5.38 rating with 8 votes. Posted by PhucDat

It reduces work-related stress claims.

It leads to more honest communication and openness with ideas.

It reduces complaints about low pay.

It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

It encourages carpooling.

Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

Cuts down on vacation requests because people would rather come to work.

It makes fellow employees look better.

It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

Burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable when boss is wasted.

Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

It reduces coffee expenses.

It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.

Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

It's an incentive to show up!

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