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 | 911 Emergency
Thank you for calling 911. Our
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| A Long Message
Hello. Don't you just hate it
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| A New Recipe
This is the French cook with a
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| Afterlife Mail System
Welcome to the Afterlife Voice
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| Alien Discovery
We interrupt this phone call w
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| Altzheimers Research
Hi. You have reached the Altz
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| Answering System
Hello. This is the answering<
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| At the Pub
I'm sorry I can't answer the p
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| Attention Disorder
Hello? I can't take your call<
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| Automatic Answering
You have just reached the amaz
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| Call Screening
Hello. We're home right now s
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| Casablanca
Of all answering machines in a
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| Cloning Agency
Hello. You have reached the of
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| Confusing Request
Hi. We're not in right now to
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| CPX Blackmail
You have reached the CPX 2000<
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| Crabby Man
So, you've decided to give us<
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| Darling
Hello Darling. Mambo here. L
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| Digitally Enhanced
Greetings. I am a fully integ
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| Don't Call Here
Hello? I told you never to cal
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| Dude!
Dude! We're not home. Bogus!<
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| Easy Listening
Well, hi there. Welcome to th
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| Emergency Service
We interrupt this phone call t
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| Far Away
*Distant Shouting* *Echoes* H
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| Fat Fingers
The fingers you have used to d
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| Filtering Calls
Hi. We can't come to the phone
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| Fligth 416
Good afternoon passengers. We
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| Getting a Pencil
Hello. I'm not home right now.
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| Happy Halloween
I'm frightfully sorry, but the
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| Helga's Hair Removal
You have reached Helga's House
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| Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? H
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| Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? Oh hi! How are
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| Hesitant
Hello? What am I saying, there
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| Hicks are Away
Howdy. We can't come to the p
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| Hostile Human
Yeah! Go on! It's your dime! S
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| How dare you!
I beg your pardon. Do you dare
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| Irishman
Hello? Are you callin me? Sir
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| Japanese Everyday!
Thank you for calling Learn Ja
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| Kitty Sound
What we've got here is failure
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| Leave your Print
*Constant Laughing* Leave... L
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| Legal Warning
*Sirens* Warning. This call i
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| Lines are Busy
Thank you for calling. All li
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| McCoy's Baby Care
Hi. Thanks for calling McCoy's
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| Missing Phone
Hello. I'm home right now, bu
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| Mission Impossible
Hello caller. Your mission, s
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| Multiple Choices
This is a multiple choice answ
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| Nonstop Fox
Get ready for all out action a
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| Number Options
If you would like to press one
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| Pet Turtle Death
Oh our poor little Tipper has<
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| Post Office
You've reached the post office
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| Presidental Chat Line
Hello. You have reached the Pr
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| Psychic Hotline
Greetings! I feel I thank you<
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| Racing Horses
And they're off! It's nobody c
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| Secretary
Good morning. No. No. He we
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| Silly Voices
Oh. Hello. You've reached the
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| Sixth Sense Detectives
Greetings. You have reached th
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| Someone Special
Hello? May I say who's calling
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| Space Shuttle
Good day. Thanks for calling t
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| Space Station Mir
*Fighting noises and confusion
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| Split Personalities
Hello. You've reached the Inst
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| Spooky Message
Good Evening. Thank you for c
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| Talk to my Cat
Hi. I'm not able to come to t
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| Talk to You?
Hey. Hey. Where did you get<
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| Telephone Tag
It's telephone tag time again!
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| The Maid
Hello Love. The Mister and Mi
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| The Name Bruce
Good day. Bruce here. If you
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| The Queen
Ladies and gentlemen. Lords a
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| The Texan
Well, well, well. You see nobo
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| The TV Show
Hello there, and welcome to th
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| The White House
Hi. Thanks for calling the Wh
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| The Witch
Gobble, double, toil, and bubb
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| Time Remaining
At the tone from the time you<
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| Two Criminals
Duh. Hello. There's nobody ho
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| Typical Teenager
Like hi, okay. Like, my paren
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| Untold Message Story
And now, from the household yo
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| Vampire
Good day! I regret nobody is a
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| Very Cultured
Shut up! I'm on the phone! I'
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| You've Won a Car!
Congratulations! You are the o
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